Heavy Metal Parking Lot:
Full 16 min documentary over at Hulu.
This is Why You’re Fat is a website filled with culinary abominations like Spam Wontons, Corn Dog Casserole, and The Widowmaker. Another is Cheetos Coated in Strawberry Yogurt Glaze, which is just stupid.
Below is a picture of the “Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich” which consists of leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, corn, cranberry sauce, mac & cheese, spinach balls, puerto rican rice, brussel sprouts, pearl onions, bacon, White Castle hamburgers and ravioli in a foot long bun. I have a lot of problems with this one. First, White Castle? Really? Don’t get me wrong, I love the Castle but it doesn’t need any help in giving you diarrhea, it does fine on its own. Oh, and speaking of diarrhea – doesn’t this look like the kind of shit your shit would take if it had diarrhea? I would ask Paul Cozzi, the man who submitted this, but I can only assume he’s dead now. Let us observe a moment of silence but deadly in his memory.