My life would be so much better if I could get away with any of this

1. Being a party person
2. The costumes
3. The dancing – half  I’m faded, half  I barely give a fuck, half bitches come
4. Martian Viking with Vocoder
5. Sweet enormous glasses
6. Psychadelic Francis Drake
7. Spastic floor tremors
8. Flying elbow
9. Partying in a gym
10. Members only jackets
11. Is that Wanda Sykes?
12. Dope ass hats
13. Rockin no stoppin
14. B-boy smackdancing
15. Space Bedouin rock out
16. Tagging
17. (Presumably) Non-gay man-on-man B-boy teabagging (ok, I dont really care for this one – just the gay type with Mike)
18. Being a baby

Man I suck

Happy Good Flush

I may not understand what they’re saying, but I know its all lies: