Alternate title:
Its like a super soaker except you smell like shitty yogurt when its all over
European Farmers Protest Fall in Milk Prices at NYTimes.
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1) are the shields really necessary? Its just milk – be a fucking man and take it in the face.
2) i didn’t know cows could squirt with such…spirit
3) that guy should get a prize for his incredible accuracy – he’s not even looking
4) sadly, that’s actually a male cow with a large tumor
5) “This is me at 2%. You don’t want to see me at 4%, I get a little phlegmy.”
6) I think I see a rainbow!
#6 FTW.