“We are now optimized for ass-kicking.” Great.
Compared to these guys im like Bruce Willis.
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Mulher Melancia
Posted on October 4, 2009 by diarrheaBot
That means “watermellon woman” in Portugese.
And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people tell me. One day I had an interview with a woman who said that before me, women were always looking to put silicone in their breasts. Only 20 or 30 percent would look for silicone to be applied in their butt.
That’s not quite what I meant, but I see your point.
Nowadays 85 percent of women demand silicone for the butt and 65 percent for the breasts…
Yes, I see. Either delicious or diarrhea, depending on your taste.
If you don’t get the idea yet, tons of shaky-hand videos on Youtube.
Interview at Vice.
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Space Hockey Bear Destroys the Universe
Posted on October 4, 2009 by diarrheaBot
That was the exact title used on CollegeHumor. I feel lazy ripping it off, but it’s too good to pass up.
Better to start it at 0:30.
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