Every time your mom told you "the world isn't fair," she was right

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In the end though, you realize that if she’s hanging out with him, either:

• He’s got dough and she’s after it
• She’s brain damaged
• She’s actually a talented tranny who’s good with saran wrap, and about to pull off the crying game

Any way, you don’t want it.