Posted on February 28, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
At midnight, in the month of June,
I stand beneath the mystic moon.
An opiate vapor, dewy, dim,
Exhales from out her golden rim,
And, softly dripping, drop by drop,
Upon the quiet mountain top,
Steals drowsily and musically
Into the universal valley.
The rosemary nods upon the grave;
The lily lolls upon the wave;
Wrapping the fog about its breast,
The ruin molders into rest;
Looking [...]
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Posted on February 27, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Self defense tips from this guy?
Kontraband.
Filed under: Mars Attacks, Ninja Tactics, uh oh | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 27, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Q. What does Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Eric Roberts and Forest Whitaker all have in common?
A. The Expendables
file this under chuck norris
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Posted on February 27, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Posted on February 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Posted on February 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
And it never gets tired. One of my all time favs.
Aphex and µ-ziq:
Filed under: Magic, Mind Control, Thank you, The Brits, delicious | Tagged: Aphex Twin, µ-ziq, on | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 26, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Posted on February 25, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Posted on February 25, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Yes yes yes.
Now I have something to look forward to in life after March 6.
Michel Gondry, the master of the ethereal fantastic, is going to be bringing his unique style to Seth Rogen’s Green Hornet, and suddenly we care again about the movie Stephen Chow refused to direct.
on i09.
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Posted on February 25, 2009 by diarrheaBot
that Mike has better friends than I do (you know, aside from the fact that mike is my friend and I’m his friend and I kick ass) because my friends never check the site.
Thanks Steph and Zan.
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Posted on February 25, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Posted on February 24, 2009 by diarrheaBot
A survival horror game indeed.
And here’s a live walkthrough:
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Posted on February 24, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
Posted on February 23, 2009 by TheLordThyGod
I know the election is already over, but I’m hoping Sarah Silverman will see that I’m blogging about her and she will call me up and be like “want a bj?” and I’m like “hell yeah!” and then she’s like “mphmph” and I’m like “mm-hmm”
Filed under: Civil Rights, Jews, Nice Looking Things, Thank you | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 22, 2009 by diarrheaBot
Conan’s final episode on Hulu.
Filed under: Thank you | Tagged: Conan Obrien | 1 Comment »
