The Sleeper

At midnight, in the month of June,
I stand beneath the mystic moon.
An opiate vapor, dewy, dim,
Exhales from out her golden rim,
And, softly dripping, drop by drop,
Upon the quiet mountain top,
Steals drowsily and musically
Into the universal valley.
The rosemary nods upon the grave;
The lily lolls upon the wave;
Wrapping the fog about its breast,
The ruin molders into rest;
Looking like Lethe, see! the lake
A conscious slumber seems to take,
And would not, for the world, awake.
All Beauty sleeps! - and lo! where lies
Irene, with her Destinies!

O, lady bright! can it be right -
This window open to the night?
The wanton airs, from the tree-top,
Laughingly through the lattice drop -
The bodiless airs, a wizard rout,
Flit through thy chamber in and out,
And wave the curtain canopy
So fitfully - so fearfully -
Above the closed and fringed lid
'Neath which thy slumb'ring soul lies hid,
That, o'er the floor and down the wall,
Like ghosts the shadows rise and fall!
Oh, lady dear, hast thou no fear?
Why and what art thou dreaming here?
Sure thou art come O'er far-off seas,
A wonder to these garden trees!
Strange is thy pallor! strange thy dress,
Strange, above all, thy length of tress,
And this all solemn silentness!

The lady sleeps! Oh, may her sleep,
Which is enduring, so be deep!
Heaven have her in its sacred keep!
This chamber changed for one more holy,
This bed for one more melancholy,
I pray to God that she may lie
For ever with unopened eye,
While the pale sheeted ghosts go by!

My love, she sleeps! Oh, may her sleep
As it is lasting, so be deep!
Soft may the worms about her creep!
Far in the forest, dim and old,
For her may some tall vault unfold -
Some vault that oft has flung its black
And winged panels fluttering back,
Triumphant, o'er the crested palls,
Of her grand family funerals -
Some sepulchre, remote, alone,
Against whose portal she hath thrown,
In childhood, many an idle stone -
Some tomb from out whose sounding door
She ne'er shall force an echo more,
Thrilling to think, poor child of sin!
It was the dead who groaned within.

  - Edgar Allen Poe

I don’t want any trouble. I don’t want any trouble.

Self defense tips from this guy?

ninjaselfdefense

Kontraband.

I think its a romantic comedy

Q. What does Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Eric Roberts and Forest Whitaker all have in common?

A. The Expendables

file this under chuck norris

News FAIL

from failblog

Please tell me this isn’t real

Failblog.

I’ve been listening to this track for 11 years

And it never gets tired.  One of my all time favs.

Aphex and µ-ziq:

Makes sense.

idfgooglebombed

I’m trying to type but my brain exploded

So its kinda hard… like Inochi

From AOTS.

Michel Gondry and Seth Rogan in the Green Hornet?

Yes yes yes.

Now I have something to look forward to in life after March 6.

Michel Gondry, the master of the ethereal fantastic, is going to be bringing his unique style to Seth Rogen‘s Green Hornet, and suddenly we care again about the movie Stephen Chow refused to direct.

on i09.

I just wanted to point out

that Mike has better friends than I do (you know, aside from the fact that mike is my friend and I’m his friend and I kick ass) because my friends never check the site.

Thanks Steph and Zan.

Morning Inspiration

Be careful when you type “shit”

shitpantsgame

A survival horror game indeed.

And here’s a live walkthrough:

This is what Ari sees when I fart

slimer

Its beyond.

I know the election is already over, but I’m hoping Sarah Silverman will see that I’m blogging about her and she will call me up and be like “want a bj?” and I’m like “hell yeah!” and then she’s like “mphmph” and I’m like “mm-hmm”

silverman1

The Irishman has an axe

conanaxeConan’s final episode on Hulu.

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