Since I never played the xBox version, I’m going to assume that this version is better. The controls in this game are both simple and fluid, and if the gameplay feels somewhat familiar its because this uses a modified version of the Fancy Pants Adventure World 2 engine. Considering its in beta, this game shows remarkable potential as a 2D platformer.
From Borne Games.
Enjoy:
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I love we (ok you) use language like “it breaks watermelons with the teats” only to write “Considering its in beta, this game shows remarkable potential as a 2D platformer” on your next post
My Boner is huge, this is sick.
i recently downloaded the Hyperwords add-on for firefox which includes a translator (about as accurate as any free translation online…which is to say, not very).
The actual title of the video is “rompe sandias con las tetas” which, according to hyperwords, translates to “it breaks the watermelons with the teats”.
Hyperwords also translates the english back into spanish as “rompe las sandias con los pezones” which can then be translated back into english as “it breaks the watermelons with the nipples”
This is why online international diplomacy will never work.
…and yes, I too suffered from an engorged phallus after playing this game.