Mess with my coffee, and it’ll be your ass, woman!

5 Retro Commercials Companies Would Like You to Forget, over at Cracked.

Santa Gets High Off Reindeer Piss

Protecting virgin spirits from the wretched death that roams the Earth one night a year to steal souls

Ninja or Nun?

Thanks to JayIsGames!

Yes, I can see that, thanks

The answer is: Sallop

thanks Robert Popper!

Do-do do-do do-do do-waaaaaaahhh

also made fresh:
Star Wars & Rambo

I love a girl who knows how to clean, and eat brains

MyZombiePinup.

Our land is made of holy jizz

(This is what you get when you google image search for “god jizz”):

Japan’s Creation Myths at Cracked.

good idea #491

thanks to Chris for the find

Klingon Mating Rituals

Trying to Catch Wind in a Seive

What a Wookie

Bonus, Star Wars according to someone who hasn’t seen it:

Thanks Digg and Mike W.

I don’t know if this is racist, I just know its wrong

To start off, the game is called The C Word.

When Gyruss meets Ron Jeremy.
Tips for the game are as follows:

Shooting vaginal openings will cause C damage
Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls
Taking drugs will make you appear cool to others
Hit esc to pause the game

Wow.
From TIGSource.