Thats a 10XL

Here comes the pain

Although I never wrestled, or even went to a school that had a wrestling program, I once visited one that did.
Why?  To pick up some math textbooks.
Anyway, while I was there, they had this phrase painted on the ceiling: “If you can read this, you are doing something wrong.“
Well, I present the Israel Defense Force’s [...]

Irakkis. DUNE. Desert Storm.

From Idleworm:

Mission: Find this man and party

Another bit of brilliance from Eyal

Is this what you wanted?

Little Britain’s Mr. Doggie:

Thanks Eyal.

SNL is dying and the only prescription is more cowbell

Over and over and over again

Can I get fries with that?

Yes, this is old.
The drive through strip club:

From Jalopnik.

My perfect woman is made of bacon

From FoodProof:

I would let this thing rape me.

What we do in life echoes in eternity

I’m going back to school

3-year-old solves Rubik’s Cube in under 2 minutes:

Video response: Matricide

For the full scoop, check out the Sun.

Not sticky-icky any more – the 2700 year old stash

Two pounds of a dried plant that turned out to be the oldest marijuana in the world was discovered in a 2,700-year-old grave in the excavated Yanghai Tombs in the Gobi Desert. The cannabis was found near the head of a blue-eyed, 45-year-old shaman among other objects intended for use in the afterlife.
Discovermag via tbo.

This Is Your Story

From Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows:

His name is Harold, and he lives there all alone.

DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR!