Time is moving really, really slowly

popcornfaceFucked up face paint over at Asylum.

mY bRAIN hURTS

If you want to end up looking like this guy then play this game:

Click here for a full walkthrough

I’ll grant you it’s not his finest work, but I like this shit.

Ice Cream:

Al-Basrim, Abdullah Al-Basrim

Its monday

The death of Marvel

Stan Lee To Co-Create Premium Cable’s First Gay Superhero, over at io9.

Please excuse me, I’m feeling very ill right now.  Why is this necessary?

It gets your toenails really clean

Start watching at 4:00 in.

Thats most of the good stuff, but the rest is:

Bonus: Another use for urine?  Make saltpeter (you know, for black powder).

Lego my Lego

Giant Lego Man Washes Ashore, Molested by Giant Priest:

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More Lego Goodness:

DUNE, The Black Lodge, Undead Gentlemens Club, Tokugawa Ochaya of Edo Period Kyoto

The one minivan on the planet that isnt embarrasing to drive

I believe thats a massively turbocharged 3.3 liter (maybe 3.0) pulling a shitload of weight up against a 5.7 liter engine.

The Power of AC/DC Compels You

The best rock song ever.

Lobster Game

Now is there another machine where you take that lobster and use a claw to drop it into boiling water?

From The Lady

The Letter V

Tom Cruise is pissed about outsourcing to India

TECH SUPPORT!!!:

You can buy what from the government? A jet engine.

Last time I told you about a jail up for grabs.

This time, we have something a little more exiting.  Yes, up for sale is a General Electric J-85-17A, which produces 2,850 lbs of thrust.  Thats a little more than I have in my Saturn.  Just a little.

The auction details are available here, but just in case that goes away, here are some photos:

jetengine1jetengine2Now you too, can make the Darwin Awards.

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