The Clone Wars
Although I really want this to be good, I’m not betting on it – George Lucas hasn’t exactly been kicking ass lately (aside from Episode 3), and this was originally made as a TV miniseries and then converted to a feature film.
Hmm.
Also, I also don’t really like the style of the art, which looks like its inspiration came from the ceiling of the Hagia Sofia:
And character names like Ashoka aren’t exactly imaginative.
Either way, I’m still getting too exited just so I can be dissapointed on August 15.
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Lucas murdered hope.
He ruined episodes 4-6 with his shitty-ass revisions.
He shat on my dreams by making eps 1-3.
He never apologized for Jar-jar.
This new movie will suck.
It will destroy your hopes, your dreams, and you virility.
That’s right, your very manhood will be stripped away by the immense gravitational pull left by the collapse of this enormous franchise into a singularity of shit and sorrow.
The event horizon is this movie.
I found the TV series cartoon last night and watched it… It was so fucking bad.
There was maybe 3 lines of dialogue every 5 minutes, and in between that were awful action sequences that just sucked huge dick. The voices were all wrong too.
Got a 33 on rottentomatoes…
its down to 27%
Thats worse than Mimic (54), but better than Spawn (21).
I’ll be exited to see if it can drop even further to beat that standard.
“Funny shoes.”