Half a trillion dollars for this?

What a bargain.

From the poster of the vid:
I just LUV when soldiers go gay!!! And this soldier has a real nice padunkadunk, I just wanna bite it. And lick it. And maybe stick my dick up it.
Great.

(not) the oldest video on the internet

Star Wars Episode 4 Asciimation (if you don’t have Java installed, its on Youtube too).
It’s 10 minutes long, and goes through the entire movie.  It dates back to ‘97.
Bonus: Die Jar Jar

…but that’s not how you play a guitar!

Mississippi Squirrel Revival