McCain’s plan for healthcare seems to involve open shirts and wind

SPRING BREAK

If I do, will you stop singing?

Although, I must admit I do get lost in the passion vortices that are his eyes when he stares at the camera:

Other similarly painful songs:

Crazy for You
Looking for Freedom
Hooked on a Feeling

Bonus: l337 Hamburger Eating Skillx0rs

So you’re telling me he’s not Danny Glover’s son?

You’ve probably seen this clip before, but if you haven’t, its Crispin Glover on the David “I’m a Tool” Letterman show.  Crispin appears to be trippin’ or just generally crazy.  At first I had no doubts this was real, but someone recently managed to instill doubt into my suggestable, drug-addled mind – now I’m not [...]