Google is now evil

Although one part of Google’s code of conduct is “don’t be evil,” it is clear that over time this transitioned from a mindset of corporate behavior to an outdated catchphrase, perhaps the same way that Johnny Depp refers to the pirate code as “…more of a guideline, really” which has no real meaning, just something [...]

Remind me the name of this song

New game: degrees of youtube porn

Game rules:

Go to youtube
Search for any term
Click on first search result
Follow “related videos” links repeatedly until you arrive to questionable content
The degree is the number of links followed after the first search term

Example “Disney”, degree: 2 [uh, sick?]:

Disney Channel Games 2008 – Day 1 – Chariot of Champions – Part 1
Miley Cyrus-Bottom Of The Ocean(Official [...]

There’s gotta be a better way

you’ve sat in the chair, now see the movie

IZO

Izo:

thanks to Ed for the recommendation

Question: when John McCain and a peanut butter jelly sandwich come to a door, who goes first?

Answer:
According to “age before beauty,” John McCain walks through first, and the PB&J sandwich holds the door, according to etiquitte rules and the website Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain.
Thats right, according to that site, John McCain is older than the peanut butter and [...]

Thai junior-high bathrooms: boy, girl, and ladyboy

They used to be teased every time they used the boys’ toilets,” he said, “so they started using the girls’ toilets instead. But that made the girls feel uncomfortable.
…
of course sex-change surgery is out of the question at this age – the youngest self-declared transsexual is 12.

Full story at BBC News.

30 minutes of 80’s cartoon Openings

The 90’s
from pembrokewkorgi

For some reason this disturbed me profoundly

Why I was only a poser skater, not rollerblader.

Goodness from Human Giant:

They said Sinjay, are you sure?
I said yeah I’m sure.  I mean, can we just hurry this up?    I wanna get out there on the beach, you know, just have some fun and get the blades going.
From Digg.

Uncomfortably Energetic

found this thanks to BoobToob

Your fart’s carbon footprint

According to Elgood (2007), humans produce up to 1.5 liters of gas per day.  I’m assuming all gas volume figures in this post are at standard atmospheric pressure.
According to Britanica, up to 10% of your farts are methane (not mentioned if by weight or by volume, I’m assuming volume), which makes .15 liters of methane [...]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my martini, prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya, the bar.

Even though the sign is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, I was dissapointed to not find: Mandy Patinkin, Rob Reiner, Cary Elwes, Cristopher Guest, or the ghost of Andre the Giant.  No fencing, poison, or six-fingered men inside either.
Instead, all I found was a mostly [...]

Emulating Ocean Sound

I just saw Ween tonight at McCarren Park.  I left my face there because it got rocked off.
So as a tribute to their great rock performance, I’ve taken precious time from my day to copy and paste a url and post this video.
Ween – The Mollusk

Interests: Gnawing, chasing injured people, hanging out in dimly lit stairwells

For all you single zombies, sign up at zombie harmony, so you never have to spend another Saturday night “washing your hair.”
From Digg.