“Telly Without Context”

Bits of TV taken out of context – its like channel surfing on acid.

How many seconds can you last?

I made 16.  Thats some serious FUPA!
Note, this is disgusting, watch at your own peril.

There’s nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing *wrong* with him.

Douche bag phone call.  I hope this is fake, awesome either way.
Thanks N.
Update: from the comments,
I’ve met this guy – he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” – he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ – he’s made the conscious decision to be the [...]

My God, its Jennifer Lopez!