So I says to myself, I says: If I can’t have sex, I might as well eat some vomit

You’ve seen it before.

Skeletons in Ari’s closet part 2 – Magic: The Gathering

Ok, so if you’re reading this, my guess is you already know what Magic: The Gathering is.
If not, its kind of Dungeons and Dragons crossed with baseball cards. On a turn, a player may say something like:
I’ll tap 2 mountains, Urza’s Mine, and Urza’s Power Plant, and Urza’s Tower to summon a Bogardan Hellkite, [...]

James T. Rolfe, Captain of the Starship AVGN

This video is so nerdy that you might have to kick someone’s ass when it’s over: