Ok, so I promise I’m not usually a bitch. I may look like I could be someone’s bitch, and being that I couldn’t even make it at a GWAR concert, if I were in jail I’d probably be walking funny most days unless squirelmaster took me in.
That being said, I at least don’t have limp-wristed taste in most things: I like trucks, own a tractor, don’t wear designer anything, and never drink martinis (unless I’m about to see a James Bond flick).
But my one homo-weakness is the enchanting music of Vanessa Carlton (god, even her homepage embarasses me):
I don’t now what it is, but this song makes me want to drive a VW Beatle convertible with the top down into the sunset. I mean, she’s definitely cute, but so overly girly that apparently she draws unicorns along with her signature (but some quick googling also found a picture of her flipping off a camera).
Ok, I’ll stop trying to justify why I like her. I don’t know, but listening to her makes me feel like I’m swimming in a pool of raspberries and chocolate.
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