Skeletons in Ari’s closet part I – Vanessa Carlton

Ok, so I promise I’m not usually a bitch. I may look like I could be someone’s bitch, and being that I couldn’t even make it at a GWAR concert, if I were in jail I’d probably be walking funny most days unless squirelmaster took me in.
That being said, I at least don’t have limp-wristed [...]

So I’m not the only one who does this in my notebook

Not like I ever felt like this before.

Girl with big boobs has such big boobs… and I have to fart.

American Gladiators can suck a fat one

Cursed is the man who makes an engraved or molten image

Deuteronomy 27:15

This is going to be good.
Everyone moaning and screaming just gets better and better as they keep rolling.