Oderus Urungus prostrates before the august might of Joan Rivers

I wanted to go see these guys in concert last year.  But two of my friends told me that anyone that weighs under 150 pounds gets their ass beat at the door.  I figured discretion is the better part of valor (Shakespeare you inbred), and played video games instead.

4 Responses

  1. ok, when they laughed at her joke I nearly fell out of my chair in hysterics!

    “That razor-sharp wit of yours, Joan…”

    GWAR RULES!!!

  2. He uses the royal we.

  3. [...] I’m not usually a bitch. I may look like I could be someone’s bitch, and being that I couldn’t even make it at a GWAR concert, if I were in jail I’d probably be walking funny most days unless squirelmaster took me [...]

  4. sweet Jesus, I love it!

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