“Telly Without Context”

Bits of TV taken out of context – its like channel surfing on acid.

How many seconds can you last?

I made 16.  Thats some serious FUPA!
Note, this is disgusting, watch at your own peril.

There’s nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing *wrong* with him.

Douche bag phone call.  I hope this is fake, awesome either way.
Thanks N.
Update: from the comments,
I’ve met this guy – he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” – he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ – he’s made the conscious decision to be the [...]

My God, its Jennifer Lopez!

Meet the Shit-Pickle

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu:

This makes me feel better about myself

So, not dancing turned out to be the right call all along.

Winston Gets the Shaft

Rocketing through the roof:

Enter the Zuul and defeat Gorza?:

Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!:

Youtube words of sweet romance: Kylie Minogue

The things I would eat out of her ass!
I wanna cum into her [world]
OMG! four kylies!
Actually there are five. The fifth is sittin’ right here on my lap
She is de most beautiful woman in the world forever and ever and ever… My god! How is possible such beautiful woman? I love her.
even homosexuals would bang [...]

My kind of humor

The end translates to: “To her ex: See how much you miss her.”
Thanks JBC

a boy looks at a girl, and a girl looks like a pony

the song is “Toe Jam” ft. David Byrne

Fuck you series: Henry Ford

Henry Ford with his good buddy burning in Hell
Although Henry Ford did accomplish a large number of impressive things during his lifetime, he also had his fair share of blunders.  This Fuck You post reminds the public of four of Henry Fords most shit-for-brains moves:
I know, how about I don’t change my product for 19 [...]

11 Most Badass Last Words

On Cracked.

I’m the toy, man

This is way better than the sasquatch toy I got for mike back in the day.
[by the way, image came from Bigfoot Surplus, for all your bigfoot needs.]

Big Lebowski toy/action-figure/whatever-as-long-as-you-dont-call-it-a-doll on alwayswatching.org

Photobombed.

Photobombed gallery on Asylum.com

From Urban Dictionary, photobombing:

Intentionally posing in other people’s photos, for a later surprise.
Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.
Jim is always photobombing, he messed ups some of the best photos from the wedding.

Hot Youtube Porno

Awesome youtube porno of chick in the bathtub.  Enjoy!

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