Fuck You series: Matthew McConaughey

I planned to write a scathing article on the sin of letting Fuckface McConaughey live. I was going to discuss the unholy union between Dipshit McConaughey and Kate “where’s my talent?” Hudson. I wanted you to understand the pain I feel when someone says “oh, he’s not that bad” - Yeah, he is that bad.

In the end, I find it easier to show someone else making fun of him.

Shirtless prick.

4 Responses to “Fuck You series: Matthew McConaughey”

  1. Awesome - but lets face facts that Kate Hudson makes both of us want to rub up against something.

    That ’stache shot is photoshopped, right?

  2. I didn’t photoshop it, but I guess the site I got it from could’ve.

  3. If you mess with Matthew, you mess with all of us.

  4. callmecallmecallmecallme

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