Chimgam

Wait so how do I win?
You just shoot your finger up some woman’s ass while she tries to shit on you.
Ok, got it.
Chimgam

Fuck You series: Matthew McConaughey

I planned to write a scathing article on the sin of letting Fuckface McConaughey live. I was going to discuss the unholy union between Dipshit McConaughey and Kate “where’s my talent?” Hudson. I wanted you to understand the pain I feel when someone says “oh, he’s not that bad” - Yeah, he is [...]