Isabella Rossellini will die without her penis

I love this kinky bitch

So far I’m still flaccid

There’s something hot about that bee suit

OK, the S&M stuff is really working for me…
…I gotta go “water the plants” now.
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My dick size of a pumpkin, your dick look like Mackauley Culkin

Really?

More Jewish Rappers

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you’re fourteen.
My dick locked [...]

Ninja reign supreme