“Original” is not a flavor.

You get it from the bathroom, then you put it in your mouth.
No.

The Butlerian Jihad began at Initech?

Sorry, I just thought of this and had to… If you aren’t a Dune nerd this will make no sense.

Please, watch the nads!

Turns out this is a viral made by Levi’s to promote their button fly jeans.  I had seen the clip before, but Wired gives all the background on the video.

Archambault insists no special trickery was used during shooting. Each performer wore silk boxers and used heavily starched jeans to help complete [...]