Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding

Posted on May 9, 2008 by diarrheaBot

Meet the subservient chicken.

This is definitely not a new one (I think its from 2004), so its back when viral marketing was just starting to take off. Its a website for Burger King (but you barely can tell, just some ghosted logos) promoting their chicken sandwiches.

I actually learned about this from my professor who taught a humanities class about robots (right?). There’s a guy in a very weird chicken suit in a room. You type in commands… he does them. Its wild how many things they have recorded for this dude to do. If you give him naughty commands, he’ll wave his man-chicken finger (more or less tasty than a regular chicken-finger?) at you.

I know Mike likes to play for about 5 minutes and then wank. He likes this kind of thing.

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4 Responses to “Finally, a man-chicken to do my evil bidding”

  1. TheLordThyGod, on May 10th, 2008 at 2:12 am Said:

    you forgot the link

  2. diarrheaBot, on May 10th, 2008 at 12:23 pm Said:

    right, fixed

  3. TheLordThyGod, on May 11th, 2008 at 2:01 am Said:

    I typed in the word “war” and I think he tried to suck me off.

    Still impressive though, I told him to do a handstand and, god bless him, he tried.

    I recommend typing in “fart” or “rope”. Both are funny.

  4. Please, watch the nads! « WastingTimeWithMikeAndAri, on May 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am Said:

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