Mike, I found the perfect job for you

Posted on May 8, 2008 by diarrheaBot

Get paid to stay in bed for three months straight.

Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?

Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.

But you will need to pass Air Force exam requirements, so maybe not.

Originaly from Slashdot.

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2 Responses to “Mike, I found the perfect job for you”

  1. TheLordThyGod, on May 8th, 2008 at 11:46 pm Said:

    90 days under examination and surveillance! How the fuck do you masturbate under those conditions?

    Actually, now that I think about it, those are the perfect conditions in which to jack it. Maybe they can tell me if I’m doing it right.

  2. diarrheaBot, on May 9th, 2008 at 8:03 am Said:

    Dude, do you think they get special NASA c-rags in space?

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