The Sea of Glomp:
A bat stole your egg. Your world is a maze. You’re purple.
Good Luck.
by Paul M. Kramm
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Get paid to stay in bed for three months straight.
Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?
Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.
But you will need to pass Air Force exam [...]
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Where, when people heard me talk, they would often respond with “who?” when they meant “what?” Not Only did they know I was from NY, they also had no fucking idea what I was saying.
Of course, if I was that website, I would just say everyone was from the NY/NJ region. There’s [...]
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Dated May 2nd, 2008 -
I, TheLordThyGod, shook hands with Lou Ferrigno and William Forsythe. I laid my eyes upon Ernest Borgnine, Katey Sagal (total hottie in person), Brigitte Nielsen (tits are even bigger in person), Barry Bostwick (no one else seemed to care either), Jason Mewes (drugs are good), Mickey Dolenz (drugs are [...]
Filed under: Celebrity Murderers, Cosplay, God, MikeIsAPornoFiend, Out of Control, Stuff, Thank you, nerds, original | Tagged: Chiller, Chiller Theatre, Convention, jason mewes, katey sagal | 1 Comment »
from derrickcomedy
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