Maybe the FCC isn’t that bad
Posted on March 25, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
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The Active Side of Infinity
Posted on March 25, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
A man staring at his equations
said that the universe had a beginning.
There had been an explosion, he said.
A bang of bangs, and the universe was born.
And it is expanding, he said.
He had even calculated the length of its life:
ten billion revolutions of the of the earth around the sun.
The entire globe cheered;
They found his calculations [...]
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