Wired’s Top 5 Reasons It Sucks to Be An Engineering Student.
Best line?
Brilliant engineering students may earn surprisingly low grades while slackers in other departments score straight As for writing book reports and throwing together papers about their favorite zombie films.
Maybe I’m not brilliant, but I would say in general a humanities course is about as time-expensive as 1/3 an engineering course. Probably even less.
Sure those are some reasons it sucks, but what about the reasons its totally awesome?
- Hot chicks want you.
- You never get asked to fix the computer of every single person you meet.
- Lots of normal people to study with. That shower regularly.
- Any first year engineering student could derive all the math a student getting a business degree will ever know. At least engineers totally make more money than business school graduates.
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1 reason why it’s totally awesome to be and engineering student is because your mother is sooo proud of you.
You hear that buddy? Keep up the good work!
Theres nothing that I can say here because either:
– I’ll look like a total sissy
– I’ll seem like I don’t value my mother’s opinion
So there.
I should also point out that I *just* sat behind someone in class that smelled like he spent the last 3 days in the gym and hasn’t showered. In 5 years.
!!!!YES!!!!
Dude, if you were really committed to your studies, then you wouldn’t have time to shower.
Besides, its healthy for any guy to walk around, marking his territory with man-stink.
I think its also a strategic move, his man stink throws everyone else off, but doesnt effect [affect?] him – so it totally skews the curve in his favor
good point
also – ‘affect’, i think