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Are we gonna have drive bys for packs of skittles now?
Policy fail?
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Wired’s Top 5 Reasons It Sucks to Be An Engineering Student.
Best line?
Brilliant engineering students may earn surprisingly low grades while slackers in other departments score straight As for writing book reports and throwing together papers about their favorite zombie films.
Maybe I’m not brilliant, but I would say in general a humanities course is about [...]
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, Diarrhea, Evil, Fuck you, Ninja Tactics, No, nerds | Tagged: science doesnt rule | 7 Comments »
1) The title says it all:
2) “Six Feet Under”
Rapidly hit the left and right arrows to gain speed
Press the space bar to toss your coffin:
3) “Death Game” (brilliant title)
Don’t die:
4) “Cliff Diver” aka ‘Schmuck’
Now young Skywalker, you will die:
5) “Bullet Time”
Don’t try this at home:
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