What the clip doesn’t show is what happens next when the inferno gets to the large holding tanks of Mike’s farts… The entire city is lost - they simply don’t have any footage of it because all cameras were destroyed.
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actually, a surprising number of cameras survived the blast, but were still disabled due to the EMP released by my personal WMD’s.
Now I’m no fool - I know this is a big joke to everyone, “ha ha, mike’s Holding Facility for Noxious Gaseous Waste was destroyed”, “ha ha, its like mike farted”.
Well its not a joke!
It took me years to store all those potential biscuits!
I was going to make millions marketing my Gas as deodorant for the French!
Damn you all, I say! Damn you all for laughing at my miseries!
My father didn’t work his ass off as a blind Lithuanian shoemaker just so his son could die a fartless failure!
In fact, my father’s not even Lithuanian, so ha!
Where was I going with this?
Oh yeah - Fuck You!