Phistophicles philosophises

 ”You know, as a Greek, and as a philosopher, I’m often asked if its pronounced ghyro or jyro…”

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“What is truth?  Truth is, Archimedes’ sister puts out.  I guess that’s more of ‘A Truth.’  I need to work on that one.”

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“There were actually a few female philosophers at one time.  We traded them for feta cheese.  It was really good cheese.”

OK, its just a little pin prick

Scissor Sisters – “Comfortably Numb”

I dare you to watch this without dancing, laughing and crying at the same time.

Frozen, like an Orc in the Sun

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Mike, when you come over Sat. we gotta play Contra on the arcade machine and listen to this

Ungh…

And then, just found out about a band called Minibosses?  I think all they do is cover NES music.

From the way that guy is screaming it sounds like hes shitting a huge brick out of his D-hole.