The eternal wisdom of Busta Rhymes

I noticed you from across the way, and i think me and you should get to talkin. so if your not doing anything tonight, maybe you can come to my place. baby girl, you know how much money i got? oprah does my laundry. michael jordan cuts my grass. you know how frivolous i am? i drive my hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats all i use it for. i got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants, and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2 lawyers. and i got custom made condoms that’s made of other peoples dicks. and shit, when i’m too tired to get my socks blown, i hire someone else to fuck for me. you know how rich i am? you know how much credit i got? i threw away all my platinum cards and i got a uranium card. bitch. i drive a rolls royce pickup truck. i got the penthouse with the helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. donald trump delivers my newspaper in the morning and i dont even tip him.

Thanks JBC

4 Responses

  1. Check out this sweet Busta Rhyme’s clip of him reaming out a fan on Break.

    Also, what is with black people using “ignorant” as an insult. Do they know what the hell the word actually means?

  2. “black people” use ignorant as an insult because it touches on the same internal nerve touched on when the n-word is used.

  3. But using the word ignorant like that is… ignorant?

    Wait, maybe I’m ignorant.

    Now my head hurts.

  4. wtf are u all talking about? who cares motherfuckers!!

    Busta Rymes for life, that’s how I roll!

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