I could do this if I wasn’t so fat and lazy and high all the time.
Thanks to Ed for sharing this video with us. You are a true American, Ed. I salute you.
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Sweet Jesus, that dude jumped like 37 feet in the air. I should also point out their sweet Afros. Coincidence? I think not.
There are many scientific studies showing that Michael Jordan actually has a gigantic pubic-fro. So you may be right.
Yes, they found that his pube forest actually created large positive-lift vortices as the air rushed through his crotch and became turbulent.
The people who discovered it were at MIT at the time, but now Nike hired them on to see if they can reproduce it artificially in the laboratory.
Those damned fools are meddling with forces they can’t possibly contain!