Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents

Jewish girl pranks her parents, saying she’s going out with an Italian dude.  “Oh kill me with a knife.  Kill me with a fucking knife.”  – The Mom This is priceless.

PSA – Don’t teabag

With McLovin

Do – Kill with fingernails

Vice’s fashion Dos and Donts - I dont give a shit about fashion, but this stuff is hillarious.   In Stockholm he’s a legendary performance artist from the 60s who all the punk kids call “Grandfather Martin.” In New York he’s a scary bum who’s about to take a shit in the middle of the train [...]

The Kids in the Hall Scare the Shit Out of Me

thanks steph! some Censored Sketches

Shotgun!

Post – apocalyptic survival vehicles From digg

Dustin the Turkey – Irelande Douze Pointe

Ireland’s Eurovision Entry “Apparently this Turkey’s been a star in Ireland since the mid 90′s…… no for real… I do mean it.” – Ed (thanks Ed!) Ireland, Twelve Points!!!

Three great mechanisms which compel Mike to pray for death

Clocky: Flying Alarm Clock: The Turing Alarm Clock:

Lily Allen is my gateway drug

Lily Allen – “Alfie” you call it a nipple? I call it ‘thrice the fun’.

Pendle Witches Live in Tubes

“Commissioned by a forward thinking Burnley Council, The collection of tubes makes the strangest sounds when the wind blows, which is often round the location at Crown Point, on the moorland overlooking Burnley. Seen in the background is Pendle Hill, famous for the ‘Pendle Witches‘.” – Thanks RailMon!

The Fourth Man

Mint Royale – “Blue Song” starring: Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Nick Frost, and another guy. “Judder”: Metz advert plus Fielding jumping into a dumpster

Phistophicles philosophises

 ”You know, as a Greek, and as a philosopher, I’m often asked if its pronounced ghyro or jyro…” “What is truth?  Truth is, Archimedes’ sister puts out.  I guess that’s more of ‘A Truth.’  I need to work on that one.” “There were actually a few female philosophers at one time.  We traded them for feta [...]

OK, its just a little pin prick

Scissor Sisters – “Comfortably Numb” I dare you to watch this without dancing, laughing and crying at the same time.

Frozen, like an Orc in the Sun

From ImprovEverywhere Check out their page for more on “Frozen Grand Central” Or see their other Missions

Mike, when you come over Sat. we gotta play Contra on the arcade machine and listen to this

Ungh… And then, just found out about a band called Minibosses?  I think all they do is cover NES music. From the way that guy is screaming it sounds like hes shitting a huge brick out of his D-hole.

Long Overdue

“Down With Disease” (09-14-99) “Maze” (12-31-95) “The Sloth” (12-31-95) “Reba” (12-31-95) Thanks to prinado for the uploads!