Five Finger Fillet

found in GameSpy Arcade‘s sick n’ twisted section

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For more gruesomeness, check out Dark Cut 1 & 2 at JayIsGames.com

Does this count as Human Art?

Mice on drugs

From the University of Utah, a cool biological explanation of why different drugs do what they do.

“It’s educational.” -Moe

“Me loose brain? Uh, oh! Haahaaha… Why I laugh.” -Homer

He just kept talking in one long incerdibly unbroken sentence

moving from topic to topic

really quite hypnotic

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

Cornstarch, Water, and a Dream

An Amazing Liquid

The Return of the Bride of Young Frankenstein

Part of AMC‘s backstory series: Young Frankenstein

Your god-like speed, dexterity, jumping power, and reflexes are all the result of an amazingly fast metabolism. Sadly, so is your natural lifetime of 1.5 minutes

N, the game

This is a classic. Think of it as Lode Runner with a good physics engine (were seeing this in alot of flash games) and a hero who can actually run and jump like a ninja badass. The entire game is on a really tight time limit, so it starts to feel alot like a puzzle game as the levels progress.

Yo, pass the matzah – its like google maps for Jesus’ face

A super high res zoomable scan of the last supper.

Zoom in so close that you mourn the fact that Da Vinci dicked around with experimental paint and screwed this one up big time, it was even falling apart in his life time.

Filler

Filler. 

Great game, and very very simple.  I can best describe it as Jezzball (1. if you’ve ever played that 2. can you believe Wikipedia has an entry on this?) with a physics engine, where you draw circles instead of lines.  Just pick it up and run with it.

Bruce Lee vs Mike Huckabee…I mean Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris Bring The Pain in “Way of the Dragon“

Earning Space Booty

You are an elite mercenary, destroying everything in your path. You have a gun. You are a girl. You kick ass!

Go get that SPACE BOUNTY

DJ Assault

This is definetly an old school meme (Napster, wow), but if you somehow missed the whole Ass n’ Titties thing, here you go.

Sorry, that may have made you blind. Insightful comments on youtube declare:

youre a fucking douche bag

as well as:

you are never gonna get pussy

Try the next one if your eyes still work.

You gotta love how he just runs his mouth talking shit, but he’s got a bitchass lisp the whole time. Classic.

Top 5 factory sleepers

Sleepers are fast cars that look slow. Here’s a list of some of the best sleepers straight from the factory ever made.

5. VW W8 Passat:

Weight	3850 lb
Power	270 hp
Torque	273 ft-lb
0-60	6.4 sec
1/4 mile	14.5 sec

Dont get me wrong. I hate VW, but the fact that they managed to cram a 4.0 liter engine into a piece of shit Passat is impressive. How did they do it? They needed to invent an entirely new engine architecture (W instead of V, its very weird) in order to fit an engine of that size in that small engine bay. If driving a VW wasn’t bad enough, you can get this as a station wagon to add further embarrassment. On this list though, embarrassing isn’t so bad.

4. Ford Lightning:

Weight	4670 lb
Power	380 hp
Torque	450 ft-lb
0-60	5.2 sec
1/4 mile	13.9 sec

“The Redneck Rocket,” the Ford F-150 Lightning is one serious truck. If the V-8 wasn’t potent enough in the first place, why not throw a supercharger on it? This is the most powerful sleeper on the list, and it moves. Its even more impressive when you consider that it weighs 2.3 tons. Its the F-150 for people who are reckless enough that doing doughnuts bores them.

3. Pontiac GTO (1st gen):

Weight	3500 lb
Power	335 hp
Torque	434 ft-lb
0-60	6.6 sec
1/4 mile	14.8 sec

The first muscle car is also one of the best all time sleepers. They just took a Pontiac Tempest body (an economy car), and threw a huge engine in it, even though GM had rules saying this wasn’t allowed. The first year the GTO didn’t even exist – it was just an options package ($296) on the Pontiac Tempest, so the two looked almost identical. This car defined the performance car for the next decade, until smog regulations and the oil crisis killed the classic muscle car in 1974.

2. Buick GNX:

Weight	3545 lb
Power	276 hp
Torque	360 ft-lb
0-60	4.7 sec
1/4 mile	13.4 sec

American cars from the second half of the 70s are such crap, its hard to even call them cars. The 80s were also abysmal. Notable exceptions are the GLHS(below) and the Buick GNX. This is a turbo V-6 with a 3.8 liter engine (so its got the power of a good v-8), and its performance for the time was outstanding. Forget that, its (straight line) performance by todays standards is still damn good – faster than an ’03 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII. It still holds the record as GMs fastet production sedan, 20+ years later.

1. Dodge/Shelby GLHS:

Weight	2580 lb
Power	175 hp
Torque	175 ft-lb
0-60	6.5 sec
1/4 mile	14.8 sec

The shittiest looking car on this list (sorry Dang), is definitely the GLHS. The fact that Caroll Shelby (Zeus in the pantheon of performance car gods) allowed his name to be associated with this is a little shocking, but it makes sense once you look at the performance of these hot turds. They’re pretty fast, but more than that, very very light. That means that unlike the Buick, you can go fast in them and turn without wrapping the car around a telephone pole. These are also turbocharged, and the engine is tough as nails. Dirt cheap, the trick is just finding one.

Which one would I drive? Either the GTO, or the GNX. Depending on the day.

Super useful in the writing of this article is the Super Coupe Club’s database of stock acceleration times.

Much better than “Wash Me” – Dirty Car art

Sure, I can do that too.

Jews in Sync

Guiness World Record for Simultaneous Shofar Blowing