Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.

Thanks Bart11:
“Children go to bed in Superman pajamas - Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas.”
“Chuck Norris doesn’t need a watch, he just decides what time it is”
“Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris”
“Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed [...]

Animal’s a sore loser

Buddy Rich gets filed under ‘Chuck Norris‘

Just like Da Vinci