DUNE For Proper Fans

Meshugana of DUNE
[enter Revenant Mother, Paul]
P: you’re making me uncomfortable.
RM: touch my box.
[Paul moves to leave]
RM: STOP! I hold at your neck a Gom Jabbar. This one kills only animals.
P: You dare suggest a duke’s son is an animal?
RM: Let us say that I suggest you may be human - now touch [...]

King of the Impossible

For those of you wondering what Flash has been up to lately, the answer is nothing good.

Howto build a MAME cabinet with just a screwdriver in one day

For a post which actually contains original content, I figured I’d write up my experiences in building a MAME cabinet, which I did a couple of years back. Very basically, MAME is an emulator that allows you to play all the old arcade games (2D ones) on a PC. A MAME cabinet is a PC [...]

You take your girl, multiply her by four

Mika - Big Girl. 
 
It’s a shameless rip of Freddy Mercury in vocal styles, lyrics, and melody (so basically every possible way), but I’m digging it anyway.  Might as well call “Big Girl” “Fat Bottom Girl” and get it over with.

So I guess its to be expected that I like it, but feel a little gay when listening [...]

2007 Darwin awards

Top stories of the year:

Coitus Interruptus (couple makes out on peaked roof, falls off)

The Enema Within (an alcoholic takes 1.5 liters of booze up the ass.  BAC of .5%)

Support Group (thieves try and steal metal… thats supporting the roof of the building they’re in)

Weight Lift (shouting down an elevator shaft with an active elevator)

Update: Another [...]

Still not as gross as the Chelada

I’d rather bathe in a tub full of Zim than come within two feet of a Chelada

72 virgins VS 72 hits on your blog