Posted on January 31, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
…but first enter Jay Is Games for longer reviews, comments and walkthroughs…
…Then, Enter the Submachine! (created by Mateusz Skutnik)
The First Submachine, Remixed
A classic “point n’ click”/”escape the room” posture. Point n’ click to Escape the rooms. Got it? Ok, just warming up.
Submachine 2: The Lighthouse
The machine is growing. Witness the [...]
Filed under: Games, Magic, Nice Looking Things, Out of Control, Science Rules, Useful Things, science | Tagged: Mateusz Skutnik, Submachine, Jay is Games, Future Loop Foundation, Subnet, Point and Click, Escape the Room | No Comments »
Posted on January 31, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Don’t Screw With My Games:
I have been using Vista for well over a year now (since Beta 1). Of course Vista is slow, its bloated (over 10x the size of XP), aero kills system performance (even though this should be done on the video card), networking is pathetically slow, etc etc. We all know Vista [...]
Filed under: Boring-ass-shit, Diarrhea, Games, Lying Fuckers, Out of Control, Shit For Brains, Useful Things, Vs, nerds, original, pwned, tech | Tagged: Vista, XP, gaming, linux, wine, winex, cedega, dosbox | 149 Comments »
Posted on January 31, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Posted on January 31, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
RISE so you may Kneel to worship the unparalleled might of FOCUS: Hocus Pocus
Harem Scarem
Muse - Knights of Cydonia
Dragonforce - Through The Fire and Flames (live)
one for the road
Filed under: God, Magic, Medication, Music, Out of Control, Shit Flipping, pwned | Tagged: AC/DC, Dragonforce, Face Melting, Focus, Guitar Hero, Highway to Hell, Legends, Mind Blowing, Muse, Rock | 3 Comments »
Posted on January 30, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Posted on January 30, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Thanks to Buffalax for his supreme linguistic skills…
…and thanks to Steph for bringing this to my attention!
Filed under: Dance Revolution, Fabulous, Mars Attacks, Music, wtf?, zombies | Tagged: Benny Lava, Indian, thriller | 4 Comments »
Posted on January 29, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Volume 1: The Alexander Hamilton / Arron Burr Duel
With the nerdy kid from Superbad
“Hey, you’re giving me shit. We gotta duel… Can you see my belly?”
Volume 2: Benjamin Franklin, Electricity, and Prostitution
With Jack Black
“William Franklin was a dick… I need to throw up”
Filed under: Celebrity Murderers, Civil Rights, Cosplay, Evil, I'm Flying, Medication, Science Rules | 1 Comment »
Posted on January 29, 2008 by diarrheaBot
“Molten potassium chlorate is a strong oxidizing agent that reacts violently with sugar. Gummy bears have lots of sugar in them.”
video from thetechblog
You can also use potassium chlorate to make fireworks.
Filed under: I'm Flying, Magic, Out of Control, Science Rules, Yo Animals, delicious, science | Tagged: explosion, pyrotechnics | 1 Comment »
Posted on January 28, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.
And I watered it in fears
Night and morning with my tears,
And I sunned it with smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.
And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright,
And [...]
Filed under: Fuck you, Stuff, original | Tagged: Batman, Dead Man, jamesnintendonerd, JayIsGames, MadTV, michael jackson, poetry, Pole Dancing, Tears For Fears, William Blake | 2 Comments »
Posted on January 28, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Posted on January 28, 2008 by diarrheaBot
I can’t explain why, but this makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Or maybe a little aroused.
Just kidding.
No I’m not kidding.
Or am I?
Reminds me of the robotics concept of the Uncanny Valley, make robots that look too human, and we get very freaked out.
Filed under: Ari Ruined Christmas, I'm Flying, MikeIsAPornoFiend, shhh!, wtf? | Tagged: weird, awkward, uncomfortable, uncanny valley, cyborg, robotics | No Comments »
Posted on January 27, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Filed under: Diarrhea, Games, God, Jews, Shit Flipping, nerds | Tagged: Angry Video Game Nerd, bible, David and Goliath, jamesnintendonerd, Moses, nintendo, Noah's Ark | No Comments »
Posted on January 26, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Being deployed in LA [video]. Requires Rx, fingerprint scan, photograph, and access card.
Isn’t this still illegal by Federal law?
From drudgereport.
Filed under: Civil Rights, I'm Flying, Medication, Science Rules, delicious | 1 Comment »
Posted on January 26, 2008 by TheLordThyGod
Posted on January 25, 2008 by diarrheaBot
Abandonware is old PC software that is “abandoned” by the company that owns the rights to it. What abandoned means is pretty vague - I don’t ask any questions.
Many (most?) of these games need to be played from DosBox, and can’t be played directly through anything higher than win 98. There is [...]
Filed under: Celebrity Murderers, Classic, Games, I'm Flying, Lists, Mars Attacks, Medication, delicious, nerds, original | Tagged: Abandonware, best, best abandonware, blackthorne, civilization, classic games, crusader, doom, Games, Ironman, lemmings, monkey island, old school, pc games, scumm, starcon, warcraft | 14 Comments »
