“Its insane this guy’s taint!”

Neither dick nor ass

Only British people can fly

You shouldn’t try to fly and you shouldn’t listen to British people

Is that smooth or chunky style?

Just the dog in me baby.

Im gonna go grab some eggs - anybody want anything?


Everyone’s a porno fiend


this needs a Bon Jovi soundtrack


I’m gonna knock your teeth out

Pearl strikes again!

I want my money bitch

*Gotta* watch this one.

Getting crazy with TUNA

“If a cop catches you with tuna, it’s not good…”

Village Sniper

“No, I Sniper”

I’ve been to the Hall of Mildness. It was ok.

these are the same nicknames I have for my penis and taint