Bothersome emotions

Jim Henson in 1963 for Bell Telephone

FDR American Badass!

with Leland Palmer as Dougie Mac:

file this under Chuck Norris

You never fail to satisfy

If I don’t own a baby sloth by the end of this year, I’m killing everyone

Real Gangsters Eat Kirkland Brand (R) Pizza.

I’m not sure, but I think its real.

I do a similar dance, but that just means I have to pee

I wonder if Japanese nightmares are like American movies

so good, you can’t berieve

Wait for it…

Arnold Schwarzenegger

more from Pogo

Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again.

Spatula? Check.

Yeah, play as the boss from Double-Dragon.

Hear the Voice

HEAR the voice of the Bard,
Who present, past, and future, sees;
Whose ears have heard
The Holy Word
That walk’d among the ancient trees;

Calling the lapsed soul,
And weeping in the evening dew;
That might control
The starry pole,
And fallen, fallen light renew!

‘O Earth, O Earth, return!
Arise from out the dewy grass!
Night is worn,
And the morn
Rises from the slumbrous mass.

‘Turn away no more;
Why wilt thou turn away?
The starry floor,
The watery shore,
Is given thee till the break of day.‘

- William Blake

Apparently everyone in the 50′s was the same shade of white

I honestly thought this was written by Ferris Bueller

Turns out this was made by real people…sort of:

I love the smell of overused cliches in the morning

thanks to :UV for the find