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I hear sequin capes are making a comeback
“Roundabout” (1973):
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Next he’ll be haunting daycare centers
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Let these snakes bite you for a little bit
And these snakes’ll make you all better
Drunk History #4 on FunnyOrDie:
The whole series is excellent – we’ve had it on here before,
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I’ve been producing biofuel ever since I discovered fast food
“Community Genome Could Produce Biofuels” from Discovery News:
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Now hear me out on this…
…listen to this about ten times in a row and I guarantee you’ll like it…or not.
Shiina Ringo – Stoicism:
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Best Wedding Ever!
My sister got married yesterday (yay!), but that’s all I’m gonna say because this isn’t that kind of blog.
So here’s some Monty Python:
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I’m trying really hard not to end my life
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Do: try to look like a Yeti
Vice Dos and Don’ts compilation:
DO: Just before Neil Armstrong got back into his spacecraft, he chugged a beer, threw the bottle into a crater, and said, “Moon, you da man!”
DON’T: When a gay guy is checking you out you know you’re hot. When a straight guy who dresses gay is checking you out it makes you want to feed your eyeballs to a badger.
DO: Whenever some old fart starts bitching about how Korea is America’s “forgotten war” it just makes us think of our nation’s real unappreciated heroes: The veterans of the TransXanthian Star-Incident on Rigel VII.
DON’T: Um, I don’t know if you grew up on Dune or something, but here on Earth we try not to dress like a literal bullseye for muggers. Also we’re pretty big on this thing we call “genders.”
DO: There are two options for 5s to get laid: You can either spend all your money on makeup and beauty treatments and struggle against fate to bump yourself up to a 6 or you can turn yourself into a funny little cartoon lady and make guys wonder so hard what your vagina looks like that it feels like we’re trying to hold in a diahrrea.
DON’T: Can you imagine being this guy’s pubes?
DO: God is a goddamn asshole. Remember when you were 14 and all you did was beat off and dream of the day one of these would be in your life? What a waste of tens of thousands of boners.
DO: It’s heartwarming to know that girls are just as willing as guys to fart in their passed-out friends’ faces. It also makes me curiously randy.
DON’T: Eeeew. When European filmmaker baby boomers get drunk and horny you can smell their unkempt genitalia from across even the smokiest of rooms.
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If you want a turn signal
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Matador tries new profession as China Shop
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Jump back, wanna kiss myself!
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This is fucking real
It was found living in a North Carolina sewer.
To spoil the fun, read this (yes its still real).
From Digg.
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